Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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