- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Penis.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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