How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Hummer.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Sarah Palin is President

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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