Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Anti Joke

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