three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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