- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u shit With ur ass

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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