A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Tennesse

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Women"s Rights

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Poopsack Jones

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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