How do u shit With ur ass

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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