- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's 9+10=? 19

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Mitt Romney for president.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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