- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

You smell bad? Cool.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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