- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do u shit With ur ass

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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