- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

minced oaths

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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