- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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