Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Looks through the peephole.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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womens rights

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Left. That one direction...

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Penis!

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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1234 5

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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