Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Anti Joke

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