What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Left. That one direction...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Penis!

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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