- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What sucks?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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