- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

I have no ideas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Nathan Gooderson.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

I cant think of one (._. )

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