- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A Mexican walks into a club.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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