What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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