Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Poopsack Jones

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Enchilada

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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