Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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