what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Hello

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What's up? The sky.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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