A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Your mother is a man.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

The penn state football administration

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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