- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

The Holocaust

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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