The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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