- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

I have no ideas.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

cms.......?????

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Amputations.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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