What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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