Barack Obama

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's up? The sky.

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Icecream

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Obama-Care

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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