A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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women have rights

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Anti Joke

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