Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Pickles

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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World Peace

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How do u shit With ur ass

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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