- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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