What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Tennesse

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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