What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Kah-________-

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Star Wars

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Chayton

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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