Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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no u

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Looks through the peephole.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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