What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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This is my joke. funny

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Lebron Traveled

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Hello

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Sarah Palin is President

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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