Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Tennesse

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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