Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Left. That one direction...

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What is worse than hell?

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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obama is a good president

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poop

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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