Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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penis hehehehe

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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