What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Chuck Norris died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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