JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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The Economy

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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