A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

minced oaths

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's 5+7? Piccillo

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Anne Frank.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How do u shit With ur ass

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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