A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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8===========D O:

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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