- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Avery has crabs.

An Irishman stays home

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats really hot the sun

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

jokes r dumb

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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