Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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The WNBA.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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monkey sponge

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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