A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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9/11/2001

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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OBAMA

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