a show horse jumps over a bar

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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My Girlfriend

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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