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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

How do magnets work?

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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