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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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