-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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