yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Compton

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Ted Haggard.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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