Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Looks through the peephole.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A fat boy walked into a party

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...