- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Ted Haggard.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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