- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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