Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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