- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Woman's Rights.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The WNBA.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

W.N.B.A.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Will you marry me?

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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