A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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