- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A black man walks into a book store.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

I'm gay.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Wheelchair high jump

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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