Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Tennesse

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Rebecca Black

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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women leaving the kitchen

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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