- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

That's Racist

shut up

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Steve Jobs.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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