Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Whats 0+0 0

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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