Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Homework.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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