- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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