Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Flab

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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