- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

minced oaths

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How do u shit With ur ass

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