I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Go away.

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