Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What is a question?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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