- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Josh kissing a girl

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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