- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

MICHAEL

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

The Economy

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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