Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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