- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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