Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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