- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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