A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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