Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

WTF BOOOOOM

YOU IS DUM

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Hitler is my role model

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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