- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Obama-Care

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Women's Rights

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

It says so on your cap.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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