- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

How do magnets work?

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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