Susie has Autism

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Pavel Novak

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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