Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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austins gay lolololol

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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i love antijokes

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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