What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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