Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats9+10 19

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