I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Star Wars

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Pavel Novak

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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