Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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