So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

baby seal walks into a bar

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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