- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Mitt Romney for president.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

An asian walks out of math class

Don't think of granny porn

Women's rights.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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