- Anti Joke

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

planking.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

To mamas so fat shes fat

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

planking.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

To mamas so fat shes fat

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots