whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Hello

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Asians

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