Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Chuck Norris

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Akshaytiger World

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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