- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Star Wars

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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