What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

A British man walks into a dental office.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Justin Bieber

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

knock knock your gay

im black

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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