My Girlfriend

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

steves legs

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

You know George Washington? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A guy is playing cod

Dozer has a soul

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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