- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Mitt Romney for president.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Someone told me about this website.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Steve Jobs.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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