- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

ur mother

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

A black goes to college

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

The Holocaust

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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