How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are red, violets are violet

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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