- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Chuck Norris died.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

knock knock your gay

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A man. That is all.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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