- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Kittens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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