What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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