- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

I came.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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