Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

brett is a dick

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Women's rights.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Sex. That is all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

imadewords

the guy below me is gay

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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