- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

oh hiya come in

cms.......?????

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

I have no ideas.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Knock knock runs away laughing

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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