what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

i eat poop

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Hello

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Anti Joke

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