Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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i love antijokes

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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