- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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