Ben Colbert is gay

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Women's football

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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