Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Men's rights.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Who has downs this joke

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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