- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

I avhe dyiaexls.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Nathan Gooderson.

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