- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what do you call a black man named mike

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

who smells? •Liam

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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