why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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