Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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