How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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9/11

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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