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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Is this a chair?

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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