What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

whats better than 24................. 25

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

That's Racist

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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