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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"Up to 50% off."

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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