- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A British man walks into a dental office.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Anne Frank.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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