Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's funnier than 24? 25.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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