What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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