What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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George W. Bush

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im a selling a car

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Obama-Care

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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