- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Gestapo.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

no

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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