Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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black people

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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ha.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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