How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Communism

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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