- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What's dead? Your mum.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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