A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

anne hatthaway

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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