- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!