- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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