- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Can I touch it?

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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