- Anti Joke

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

lick my ballsack.... ok

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

lick my ballsack.... ok

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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