The 19th Amendment

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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