What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats9+10 19

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

Looks through the peephole.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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