Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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womens rights

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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