I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

hey.

That's Racist

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

gay rights

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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