A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A seal walks into a club.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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