Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What sucks?

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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