a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

i eat poop

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

123 Main street

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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