What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Your social life

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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