A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What sucks?

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Penis!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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