JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Barack Obama

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Icecream

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

i eat poop

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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