- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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