What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Potato.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Japan called... They need help.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Romney 2012

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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oh hiya come in

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Hellen Keller

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What is a question?

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Anti Joke

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