Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

i eat poop

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

nine...eleven

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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