What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Gestapo.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Don't think of granny porn

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Knock knock What

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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