A seal walks into a club.

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Ha

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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whats really hot the sun

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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