Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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