What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Once upon a time.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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