That's Racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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lol

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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