what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Canada

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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BWAT

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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