Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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what is big and white? the moon

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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monkey sponge

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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