Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Chicken

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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