My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Your mother

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Justin Bieber

Guess what? No.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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