- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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