What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Unflushed Shit...

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

don't look behind you

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

what do you call a black man named mike

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How do u shit With ur ass

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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