Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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c+t+c?

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Ham sandwich

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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