why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Once upon a time.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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