- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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