Chayton

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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poop

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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