Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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