Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

This is not a good joke.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Hummer.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

You smell bad? Cool.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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