is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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