my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

maddie latino

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Woman's Rights.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

How much is an abortion? A life

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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