Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

How old is victor? Old

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

PUDDING

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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