Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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