Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Once upon a time.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Alt F4

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what is stupid and reading this you

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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penis hehehehe

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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