What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Where is my tractor?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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