What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what is big and white? the moon

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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