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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Obama

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Women's rights...

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Potato

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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