I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Video Games

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I lost my tractor.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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