- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

math test 2=2

Women's Rights.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Canada

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Black Veil Brides.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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