- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Get in the van

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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