Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Gabe Mercado

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Canida

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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