Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

i eat poop

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

what is big and white? the moon

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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