- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's dead? Your mum.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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