Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Woman's rights

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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asparagus

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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