How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Which one is hardest?

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baby loves lalma

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Sorry boss

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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math test 2=2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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