How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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