Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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