- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Where's my tractor?

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How much did the Holla Cost?

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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