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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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