2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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who smells? •Liam

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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asian drivers.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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