How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What's 9+10=? 19

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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anne hatthaway

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Women

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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The Bible

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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