What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Women's football

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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