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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

i eat poop

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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