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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Hippopatomous!

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Woman's rights

Six million.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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