- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A russian gives away vodka.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Ass

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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