What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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9/11/2001

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Where's my shotgun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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