Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Gay's rights

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

I only like NY as a friend.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

.....Carrot Top....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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