- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A black guy with his family.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A child with cancer grows up.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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