What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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No. Yes.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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