there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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who smells? •Liam

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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asian drivers.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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