a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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fabien

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Sorry boss

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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