Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sorry boss

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What abou three times

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

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