- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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