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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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