Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Where's my tractor?

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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