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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Which one is hardest?

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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