a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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whats brown? poop.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Where is my tractor?

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