A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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OBAMA

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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