What abou three times

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Which one is hardest?

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What's a small person? A midget

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Penis.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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want a balloon? yeah

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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save water shower with friends

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Anti Joke

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