Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

"Up to 50% off."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

who smells? •Liam

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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