- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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