- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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