What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Ouch.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

women

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Womens rights.

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