- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

I like to eat people

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

My name is never spelt right so its all good

connor sucks

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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