- Anti Joke

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

The penn state football administration

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Woman's rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.