Take my wife- to the store.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Anti Joke

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