There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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