What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Period Blood

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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womens rights to vote

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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