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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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obama

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zebras

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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