I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Garry Glitters on here

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What's 9+10=? 19

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Anti Joke

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