- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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