Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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