Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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maddie latino

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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monkey sponge

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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