- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

You just won the game...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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