How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Penis.

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marshal sterio had sex

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How did th-A fridge.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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