My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Yo daddy!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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No it isn't.

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