What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Black History Month

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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