- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

9/11

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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