A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Anti Joke

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