100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

like for a handjob.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the child step on a ball?

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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