What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Women's Rights

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Wats a joke?

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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