Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Potato

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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( o Y o )

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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PENlS.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Garry Glitters on here

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