What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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If you are my friend like it!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Nobody cares.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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