Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Hey

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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