What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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this is a joke

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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LOL May Wong

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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