Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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