- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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